I know that some of you, while watching GemsTv at midnight, may want to have a little snack, however, you musn't choose cranberry juice, and immediately after, eat a Pepperoni Lean Pockets Sub. It is NOT good. In fact, it may be the grossest thing I have ever tasted in my life,... GemsTv, on the other hand, may be the most entertaining thing I have ever seen. I do enjoy the host-lady, but I woud like to write her a letter about overall condition and appearance of her hands.
Dearest GemsTv Host,
Might I just inform you that at any time when your hands will be featured in a multitude of EXTREME CLOSE-UPS it is imperative that you do not have any disgusting cuts on your fingers, cheesy press-on nails, or hands that look like you borrowed them from a big, burly man? You may be modeling the most beautiful diamond ring in all the world, but the thought of how much bacteria is crawling on that nasty cut is most distracting to your viewers and/or potential buyers, and no ring could possibly make those hands look dainty, or even remotely feminine. You might consider looking into a hand-transplant, or even hand prosthetics.
Thank you and goodday.
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3 comments:
You are out of control!
hahaa. that is funny, and very true.
it really is distracting when they have nasty hands are have messed up fingernails.
**or messed up.
typo :]
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