Throwing-Awaying Fun

I am now addicted to throwing-awaying. I wait for a time when I can go in my room and throw things away; Its quite possibly my favorite past-time. There is a certain adrenaline rush that you get from knowing that you might need the item in some freak-scenario in the coming days, but you chunk it anyway! It is rather free-ing. I feel as thought I am released from my bondage. God has now blessed me with the knowledge of non-throwing-awaying, but the ability to throw away. Hallelujah.