If you have purchased your multi-colored Christmas lights before the turn of the 21st century, or at any time, really, please be sure they are NOT the red, orange, green, and yellow assortment. I have, after much non-meticulous examination of many Christmas light displays, discovered that these particular flavors of multi-colored lights pose a QUITE OBVIOUS issue. I am merely suggesting that those of you facing this unfortunate problem equip yourself with a coat and approximately $20.00, and take a quick trip to any local store, any one at all, and purchase some new and more tasteful multi-colored strands which will most likely be half off. Unless, of course, you want your yard to have a striking resemblance to Mamacitas.
In this case, please do continue with your festive hanging of lights in the coming years as you have been for the past 12.
P.S. How do you get your lights to last so long...? Do tell.
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