The Chocolate Surprise.

Country Cones are delicious in every way. However, there is only ONE reason for eating a Country Cone, and that is what I like to call the "chocolate surprise." This, my friends, is the big hunk of chocolate at the bottom of the cone. Maybe none of you previously realized that the "chocolate surprise" was the only reason you ate a Country Cone, but right now you're thinking, "Hey, that really is the only reason I want to eat one, but I didn't realize it until right this very moment after reading this fantastic blog."
Here is another simple fact. Country Cones are expensive. Off-brand Country Cones do not always have a "chocolate surprise." So really, all I wanted to say in this blog is that if you were the maker of off-brand Country Cones (say you work at Kroger or what have you)... when one of your advisors came to you and said, "Sir, did you want to include that piece of choclate at the bottom of the cone, or were you planning on making people miserable?" Would you respond with "Oh, just leave it out. Not important."? Or say you had a group of taste-testers and one guy says, "Hey mine's missing the chocolate hunk at the end. What a gall-dern rip off!" Wouldn't you then realize that it was important?? Its just a big deal to alot of people that's all I'm saying. Goodday.