Elyptical Machines Are For Girls...I Think.

When I arrive at the gym I always walk to the elyptical machines and I take note of the people that are on them, where an empty one is, who it's next to, etc... Mainly because I don't want to get right next to a really fantastic-amazing-sexy-girl with a rock hard body and fabulous long flowing hair, or next to a creep. This part of the arrival is necessary, however is usually not a difficult assessment because there are generally only women on the elyptical machines. Once I have mentally surveyed and chosen my particular machine, I put my headphones in and play Fergalicious (because she says, "I be up in the gym just workin' on my fitness.") and start running. Now, I don't know if it's just me, or my butt, but a good 15 minutes into my run I look around and realize that there are no longer women on the elypticals, but only large black men. I never said that men, or black men for that matter, couldn't use elyptical machines. I just find it strange that there are never any there until after I am. Maybe I should stop being paranoid, or maybe I should wear baggier clothes to work out in. I'm just saying it's weird, that's all.