Blankets

I'm having an issue with people bringing blankets to church and leaving them on the pew as if it were their own. This is just plain ridiculous. I am quite sure that you did not purchase that portion of the pew for yourself only, and if you are between the ages of 3 and 85, then you are not at this time qualified to tote your own personal blanket around to cover up with. It just isn't that cold. Get the heck over it. Wear a jacket. Has anybody heard about those? They are these things that adults wear in public when they get a little chilly. They are very practical for carrying in and out of buildings such as churches. However, I suppose if you insist on bringing a blanket to church, you could at least bring a somewhat cute one, and take the filthy thing with you when you leave. Thanks.