Writer's Block

I want all of my blogs to be so hilarious that my readers cannot contain their laughter and find themselves in hysterics over every article, however, I just can't think of anything funny. There are a thousand things that are funny, but when I want to entertain the world by writing about it on my blog, I can't remember any of the funny things. This must be what is called "writer's block." Whatever. Anyway I need some more material. By the way I hate hot weather with a passion.