Cracked-Out Barbie.

I'm a big fan of America's Next Top Model, and I really loved Yoanna House. She has such pale skin and dark hair; a very unique beauty. I always felt I had some sort of connection with Yoanna...

and today I saw this in Short Hairstyles magazine...

THEN NOW

Next time I start looking like a cracked-out Beverly Hills Barbie, please let me know. Also, remind me that I'm hideous. Thanks.