Stupid People.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Eric Phelps"
To: Heatherockstar@comcast.net
Sent: Thursday, December 11, 2008 6:09:13 PM GMT -06:00 US/Canada Central
Subject: Skinit.com Customer Service



Dear Customer,



I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience you have experienced in regards to your orders and at this time I have issued the refunds. Thank you for your patience regarding this matter and please let me know if you have any questions.



Regards,



Eric Phelps

Skinit.com Customer Service


AND THIS WAS MY REPLY....

The money has STILL not been refunded to my account, and you are not welcome for my patience regarding this matter, because I refuse to allow myself to grant you any. It's ridiculous. Because of these transactions, I have paid two separate overdraft fees, I am negative the amount of each transaction plus 70 dollars. I am in constant contact with my bank about this situation and will be filing a claim if the money is not refunded to my account by the end of business hours on Tuesday, December 16. I have always been satisfied with your product, however, one of your customer service staff told me that they simply must have "forgotten" to cancel the transactions. I feel that it is unacceptable to "forget" something that can cause a person over $100 debt and can potentially ruin their credit. When I asked for the orders to be cancelled a over a week ago, someone should have IMMEDIATELY taken action. You may also want to look into hiring some staff with at least a mild amount of intelligence. Any IQ at all would be great. Thanks.

The Bathroom Door.

I find it very irritating when visitors arrive at my house. Aside from the fact that I am not very fond of actual people, I think that it may be because visitors shut the bathroom door.
I am very bothered by this. Not that they shut the door during the act of utilizing the facility, that is clearly expected, but that they shut the door afterwards. I see no reason for this. It only causes confusion for those who wish to enter the bathroom at a later time. You linger around the bathroom door thinking that someone must be inside and you don't want to knock, but after 20 minutes you can only assume that person must be doing some serious business in the bathroom of your own home. After debating and quarrelling over it with yourself you finally decide that knocking may be necessary, and when nobody answers you think, "maybe they are too embarrassed to admit that they have, in fact, been in the bathroom for 20 whole minutes, and they would then be clearly admitting to taking a massive 20-minute-long-poopie in my bathroom."
With this, I ask you, please do not shut the door after exiting the bathroom. I do realize that sometimes this may be a step in preventing the smell from seeping into the rest of the house, however, smelling poopie is quite obviously less agonizing than the aforementioned guessing game.

My Only Christmas Wish...

Dearest United States Marine Corps.,


Please send him home to me for Christmas.



xoxo,
Hurley's girl

Non-Barbies Banned.

Might I begin by stating that Barbie is the epitomy of class and beauty. She currently holds every job imaginable, raises all of her sisters and their friends, has babies without actually having to be pregnant, has a hot dream boyfriend (although Ken has been lacking in sex-appeal since the late 1970's), and all the while maintains a perfect body that gets sexier as she ages. I'm sure that many of you have noticed a total NON-Barbie bouncing onto the scene lately called Bratz, however, by the looks of them, I could think of a more appropriate "B"-word. Today I ran across a little article that Mattel (the makers of Barbie) filed a lawsuit against MGA Entertainment and won 100 million dollars. They have also requested that all Bratz dolls and anything affiliated or associate with them be impounded and destroyed. And to that I say Halelujah praise Jesus Joseph Mary and all the cattle. (You can read about Barbie's victory here.)
The creator of Barbie originally designed Bratz, and I'm wondering why she didn't later step back and think, "you know... this is the worst idea I've ever had. CLEARLY the world needs none other than BARBIE. And who wants their little girl to play with a doll who looks like a porn star anyway?." Quite obviously she should have immediately destroyed those documents, but instead she sold them to MGA Entertainment. Now, I would like to hail the creator of Barbie for all of time, and hate to think that she, with her high class, beauty, and brains, would ever think that it might be remotely acceptable to put a skanky, fat-lipped, stripper-looking chick up next to BARBIE and call it a day; So I'm just going to blame it on PMS.