Attention Classy Ladies

With the summer months passing by and temperatures at a high, all of us ladies are rockin our favorite tanks, off the shoulder and open-back tees, etc... While this is all fine and dandy, let me just say that it is never acceptable to wear any ensemble outside of which your bra, bra straps, or any part of your bra are visible in any form or fashion. I don't mean to go pooping on anybody's white-trash party or anything, but I feel it imperative that I make an attempt to alert those who continue to overlook this problem. And no, a bra strap is NOT the same as a tank top or camisole, and there is quite an evident difference between the two. Furthermore, some of you may be thinking that a brightly colored or patterned bra is more acceptable... this is not the case.
There are many ways to eliminate bra strap blunders, and here I will list a few...
1.) Bra's with convertable straps can be purchased at nearly any store on earth, including Wal-Mart.
2.) A more properly fitting shirt is sometimes highly effective.
3.) If the front or back of your bra is showing, put on a freakin' camisole, please, or just burn that shirt and dance with joy; for it has now been eliminated from your wardrobe! It probably didn't look very becoming (and may have been quite skanky) anyway.
4.) Lastly, there are bras with clear straps, and upon the rare occasion that one may notice them, that person will only know that you are aware of just how uncool it is to reveal your bra straps to the general public. And they will thank you for it.