Writer's Block

I want all of my blogs to be so hilarious that my readers cannot contain their laughter and find themselves in hysterics over every article, however, I just can't think of anything funny. There are a thousand things that are funny, but when I want to entertain the world by writing about it on my blog, I can't remember any of the funny things. This must be what is called "writer's block." Whatever. Anyway I need some more material. By the way I hate hot weather with a passion.

Addiction to Vitamin Water

I have a severe addiction to Vitamin Water... and other waters of the sort. I am wondering if said "waters" are really a good replacement for actual water. Because I seem to be incapable of swallowing plain water due to the deliciousness of Snapple Antioxidant Water, Vitamin Water, SoBe Life Water, etc... Sometimes I look at my half-empty bottles of various fake waters, and I wonder if Kevin Trudeau may really be onto something... maybe the food and drug administration really is out to get us, and everything that they make is intended to sabotage our entire lives and eat away at our bodies one added preservative at a time! Anyway... I'm not sure if fake water works well as a substitute for real water... however I will continue living my life solely on the nutrition of dragonfruit Snapple Antioxidant Water and Acai-Blueberry-Pomegranate Vitamin Water and I'll let you know how it works out.