Man-Perms

Man-perms are completely unnacceptable. There are no circumstances under which I can find an excuse for someone of the male gender to get a perm. Please, if you will, imagine a man with short hair, and a perm on top. Possibly your dad. Yeah. Its pretty much hilarious. There is a woman who calls the salon in order to make an appointment for her husband to get a perm...... with that, let me just state that if and when you find yourself calling a salon to get a perm for your husband on his request, I would at the point encourage you to re-evaluate the entire relationship. Seriously. A MAN with a PERM. That is the most ridiculous looking hair style I believe that I can possibly imagine. In fact, I cannot imagine it without nearly wetting my pants.

Blankets

I'm having an issue with people bringing blankets to church and leaving them on the pew as if it were their own. This is just plain ridiculous. I am quite sure that you did not purchase that portion of the pew for yourself only, and if you are between the ages of 3 and 85, then you are not at this time qualified to tote your own personal blanket around to cover up with. It just isn't that cold. Get the heck over it. Wear a jacket. Has anybody heard about those? They are these things that adults wear in public when they get a little chilly. They are very practical for carrying in and out of buildings such as churches. However, I suppose if you insist on bringing a blanket to church, you could at least bring a somewhat cute one, and take the filthy thing with you when you leave. Thanks.